SNL's Continued Downward Spiral Thread

If they're still together by then.

 

On the Press Box podcast, they noted that she goes back on tour starting the weekend of Oct. 18, so that seems a likely slowdown date for all of this.

 

Pete Davidson is on the Mt. Rushmore of worst cue card readers ever to be on SNL. Even DeNiro is awed.

 

Solipsistic is the best way to describe Davidson. I find him funny, but nothing he talks about is beyond himself.

Marc Maron is a self-absorbed jerk, but he is able to make his humor about more than himself.

Davidson's movie was awful.

 

He'll be the host, she can be the special guest and, if they're not together, she can debut the breakup song she wrote about him.

 

"My Chief Regret"

 

"I Used to Have a Tight End"

 

Written in less than 10 seconds by Chat GPT

(Verse 1)
In a small-town cafe, where love stories bloom,
I met a football star, my heart he did consume.
Travis Kelce, with his smile so bright,
But now I'm left here, drowning in the night.

(Chorus)
Oh, Travis, you swept me off my feet,
In this world of stardom, we were discreet.
A hot-and-fast romance, a love I won't forget,
But oh, Travis, you're my Chief regret.

(Verse 2)
On the TV screen, they caught us in their glance,
As I stood by your side, at every game and dance.
But the cameras lied, as they painted our love so grand,
Behind closed doors, I held regrets in my hand.

(Chorus)
Oh, Travis, you swept me off my feet,
In this world of stardom, we were discreet.
A hot-and-fast romance, a love I won't forget,
But oh, Travis, you're my Chief regret.

(Bridge)
The Chiefs' glory faded, but my memories remain,
Of moments shared in laughter, and moments drenched in pain.
Oh, Travis, our love was like a game we could not win,
And now I'm left here, trapped in what might have been.

(Chorus)
Oh, Travis, you swept me off my feet,
In this world of stardom, we were discreet.
A hot-and-fast romance, a love I won't forget,
But oh, Travis, you're my Chief regret.

(Outro)
But I'll rise from the ashes, with a heart that's true,
Finding my way, leaving the past in the rearview.
Oh, Travis, our time may have come to an end,
But My Chief Regret will be my strength to transcend.

 

I would have also accepted "A Great Travis-t" or "He Ended Up In the (Fri)end Zone"

 

Could you imagine the outrage on the ESPN afternoon shows if an athlete hosted SNL during their season?

 

It was bad enough when Romo and Witten went to Cabo just during their playoff bye.

 

That was a tough cold open with Pete talking about his dad dying in a terrorist act.

Also, Chloe and Heidi get better looking each year.