NFL Week 12 -- I Wish Turkey Only Cost A Nickel

Thursday
Green Bay at Detroit (-7.5/46.5), 1230, FOX
Washington at Dallas (-11/48.5), 430, CBS
San Francisco (-7/43.5) at Seattle, 820, NBC

Black Friday "special"
Miami (-10/41.5) at N.Y. Jets, 3, PRIME

Sunday early
New Orleans at Atlanta (-1/42.5), FOX
Pittsburgh (-1/34.5) at Cincinnati, CBS
Carolina at Tennessee (-3.5/36.5), FOX
Tampa Bay at Indianapolis (-2.5/43.5), CBS
New England (-3/33.5) at N.Y. Giants, FOX
Jacksonville (-2/48.5) at Houston, CBS

Sunday late
Cleveland at Denver (-2.5/34.5), FOX
L.A. Rams (-0.5/44.5) at Arizona, FOX
Kansas City (-9/43.5) at Las Vegas, CBS
Buffalo at Philadelphia (-3.5/48.5), CBS

Sunday night
Baltimore (-3.5/47.5) at L.A. Chargers, NBC

Monday night
Chicago at Minnesota (-3.5/43.5), ABC/ESPN

* Holy low totals Batman! Three games with totals of under 35, plus Carolina-Tennessee at 36.5. Woof.
* Why is New England favored on the road against anybody?
* Something weird always happens on Thanksgiving. My money is on Washington scaring the bejesus out of Dallas for no real reason.
* Huge opportunity for Houston to sweep the season series with Jacksonville.
* Can't remember the last time I've seen a team favored by a half point in an NFL game.

 

If turkeys were a nickel, this guy would still complain about it:

Irsay: Arrested because I'm a 'white billionaire'

 

Cleveland at Denver.

 

and still of questionable value

 

Brilliant thread title.

 

In my day, they were called Walking Birds.

 

1. Scoring is down significantly league-wide this season.
2. Because they're at the Tommy DeVito-led Giants.
3. Washington and Dallas have a long history of making games against each other that shouldn't be close go down to the wire.
4. I don't gamble, but if I did, I would be betting on Houston in that one.
5. No idea about this.

 

https://nypost.com/2023/11/22/sport...itchell-rants-over-barry-sanders-documentary/

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Scott Mitchell tells every Lions fan who blames him for the team not winning a Super Bowl while Barry Sanders was there that they can go fuck.

That means you, Marshall Mathers, and you too, Jeff Daniels, spoiled ass Lions fans...

 

I hate to say it, but DeVito actually looked good last week when he wasn't planted on his ass. Threw a decent deep ball and played smart football.

 

The Wrongest Wrong.

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Travis Kelce, come get yo girl