College football bowl thread: Days of Signs and Roses

FTFY.

 

It’s Georgia, not the California.

 

Wait.
The game was played in Texas……with two teams from Texas playing each other.
Those cats know how to drink.

 

You guys are a bunch of sickos, and I say that with nothing but respect. The players don't even want to play in these bowl games, and you guys are following. Kudos.

 

It’s Bowl Attention Span. Watch every six plays and say things like “Ooh, shoulda had that” and “Scott Loeffler, huh?” or “I didn’t know South Georgia existed” and most certainly “Shoulda gone with the S’mores Pop-Tart on the trophy” then go back to not paying attention.

 

"That's were Conner Bazelak ended up???"

 

How many people (sickos who were watching that game) Googled Conner Bazelak to see why that name sounded familiar?

I did, and I was not only a sicko who was watching the game, but a sicko who bet Minnesota.

 

Joe Milton opting out. Four months too late, but . . .

 

beth mowins made the Guaranteed Rate Bowl unwatchable

 

I can stomach just about anything that isn't Tessitore when it comes to commentary.

But that was over-the-fucking-top bad. Way worse than I've ever experienced with Tessitore, which is saying quite a bit.

 

She was more Beth Mowinsy than normal last night, so much so that I put a rerun of Becker on Antenna TV.

And Tessitore is an automatic mute or put in AirPods for me.

 

Forget the Pop Tart Bowl. The Military Bowl is sponsored by gobowling.com.