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Three words that should never be in the same sentence: "traumatic" "toilet" "explosion"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Huggy, Jan 7, 2024.

  1. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Huggy, Jan 7, 2024
    #1
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Holy shit.
     
    Baron Scicluna, Jan 7, 2024
    #2
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  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Those don’t happen Dunkin’ Donuts. Those happen in churches.
     
    Vombatus, Jan 7, 2024
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  4. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    He left out a letter. He meant "Holey shit."
     
    mpcincal, Jan 7, 2024
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  5. Mr._Graybeard

    Mr._Graybeard Well-Known Member

    That's why smoking while on the pot is verboten.
     
    Mr._Graybeard, Jan 7, 2024
    #5
  6. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    This is one time when a shitload of money is literally justified. I'd want more than $50,000 for that crap, though.
     
    Slacker, Jan 7, 2024
    #6
  7. justgladtobehere

    justgladtobehere Well-Known Member

    His memoir will be 'On the Bowl.'
     
    justgladtobehere, Jan 7, 2024
    #7
  8. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

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    Spartan Squad, Jan 7, 2024
    #8
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  9. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Well-Known Member

    fossywriter8, Jan 9, 2024
    #9
  10. BurnsWhenIPee

    BurnsWhenIPee Well-Known Member

    The "traumatic" seems redundant and unnecessary.

    Like this is opposed to, "Ordinary toilet explosion"?
     
    BurnsWhenIPee, Jan 10, 2024
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  11. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of a lifetime ago doing a substitute teacher shift.
    Had bus departure duty, then proceeded to the boys' john. Flushed a urinal and the one to my immediate right quite forcibly expelled its contents, followed by gushing water.
    The kids rarely flushed so there was likely just a little bit of piss in the concoction that sprayed my right leg.
    Of course, my experience pales in comparison to the one described in this Post report.
     
    Liut, Jan 10, 2024
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