Taylor Swift - Super Bowl Ring?

This thread is turning into an all-timer. Take a bow.

 

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it" was already taken.

 

I bet the Nellis Air Force Base could make room for Swift's jet.
Or, if she lands in Ontario (instead of LAX or Van Nuys) that cuts an hour off the drive.

 

As if she’d drive. I’m sure she’d rent a chopper to take her the rest of the way.

 

Colin Cowherd defends Taylor Swift - castigates lonely men - pretty bold choice considering his audience.

Fox Sports’ Colin Cowherd Torches ‘Sad and Lonely’ Men Complaining About Taylor Swift: ‘What Does That Say About Your Life?’

 

Yeah, I mean Holy Christ, if you don't love
an American success story like Taylor Swift's,
your PATRIOTS!! card is revoked right fucking now.

 

You do know that the losing team also gets rings. They are not nearly as ornate and they rarely talk about them for obvious reasons.

Actually, I heard Tom Brady threw a few of them into a burning ring of fire.

 

Also, I don't know squat about Tay-Tay or any of her songs, or even the titles of them-there songs, but I did watch her Tiny Desk clip to see if her talents deserved all that hype, and ... well, WTF would you say, whatever your politics, about someone as talented and as genuine as Taylor Swift?

It ain't hard to find traitors and right-wing fucktards – but I repeat myself * – in America anymore. Them's the ones who keep spraying their piss around because their "subjects" are happy to drink that piss if it's clear and/or mostly white. They have no idea how to handle Taylor Swift, though, and it's driving them crazy.

LOL, fuck those righties. Most Americans will side
with a talented, wholesome pop star anytime instead.

Sometimes a nice woman is just a nice woman. Is that still allowed here?

* YankeeFan screech!

 

Or how about "He Offered Me The Wrong Ring"

 

Just play the game in Tokyo after her concert. Problem solved, and there’s an all-time pregame show concert already set.

 

Calm down, it’s not like she pulled herself up by the bootstraps. Her dad works/worked on Wall Street and they had the ability to afford to just up and go to Nashville when she was 13 so she could pursue a music career.

Which would normally make her a Republican.