The Queen is Dead -- Long Live the Queen

Alt take: Kate found out during the coronation that George is not next in line...and so, humiliated, she eventually tried to off herself but bungled the job and now she's on life support and all the recent "sightings" (including the video) were AI. The real heir apparent is the oldest of Will's mistress's twin sons. Or so I heard from Q.

 

That's about as bad as the "Kate got a butt lift" story.

 

Naaaaaa. Charles will legitimize his and Camilla's son who was born before Williams, naming him the heir to the throne.

 

Back working at the tabs are we?

 

This is Great Britain, not Westeros.

 

They had the son in secret and sent him to live in Australia but have decided bring him home.

 

That’s not an Australian.

THIS is an Australian.

 

"What's a Donk?"

"That's a Donk."

 

I'm a catchin' and I'm a killin'!!!

 

Oscar gonna have your hide for taking Roy Clark’s name in vain.

 

Outing alert: Driftwood is David Pecker
Keep the good testimony coming!

 

They announced King Charles would be returning to his duties next week.