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is this RNC sponsored by Brondo?

 

Donald Trump + Hulk Hogan = Unnaturally tan. Ridiculous ways of hiding they are balding. Racist - to a point. WWE Hall of Famers.

 

Gotta assume they're trotting Dana White out there but being quiet about it.

Maybe even Portnoy.

 

I’m guessing it’s only useful if you want to teach?

 

A professional wrestler will introduce a game show host and fiction writer to lead the country.
Tell me again how the "shooting" wasn't a work. Kayfabe.

 

“Lemme tell you somethin’ MAGAmaniacs! Donald Trump has been living by the three demandments of Hulkamania, brothers. He trains every day by lifting those five-pound Big Macs! He says his prayers to the almighty dollar. He takes his vitamins so he cuts down on his 20-pound shits. And when he stood up and pumped his fist after getting his ear destroyed by that evil shooter, that was the greatest moment in world history since that time that I slammed that 900-pound Andre the Giant in the Superdome, brothers! Whatcha gonna do, dirty Democrats, when Trumpmania runs wild on you, brothers!”

 

He's ripping that bandage off his ear tonight. You know it and I know it. If there are odds on it, take them.

 

Grabbing my cue and my airpods and going to the pool hall tonight. I can't do this.

 

That’s not terribly different than what abusers tell their significant others.

Hey, I’m happy for the people who won the journalism lottery and made bank at a prestigious outfit. The rest of us suckers may as well have been Division II players dreaming about the NBA.

 

Who's the white racist dick who thinks he's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Graft)
You're damn right
Who is the man that wouldn't risk his neck for his brother man?
(Graft)
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that will cop out when there's danger all about?
(Graft)
Right on
They say this cat Graft is a dumb mother
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' 'bout Graft

 

It's got what plants crave.