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For me, it's the abject refusal to clutch my pearls to that degree.

JFC, you made it through the first time. You'll make it through the second time, if there is one.

 

if only they would meet in the middle and nominate mitt romney

 

I love we’re being told we are clutching pearls after people stormed the Capitol and were a vice-president’s conscience away from a coup last time.

Tell yourself in 2015 that you’d waive off an attempted coup d’etat so cavalierly.

 

You're more than welcome to your opinion. Excuse some of us for exhibiting zero faith that a 34-time convicted felon who has been promising revenge and retribution will actually abide by any guidelines and rules that we used to sort of take for granted.

 

Think about how bad the 2017-21 Trump years were and then realize Trump 2.0 will be X times worse.

 

Shite, in 1881 they got almost as big a crowd for hanging two murderers in Leadville as Fat Orange Hitler got in Grand Rapids.

 

I imagine there’s a greater than zero chance future Trump rallies will feature hangings.

 

You can justify it all you want, but panic is not anyone's best look. But by all means, pat each other on the back for your doomsday scenarios.

And I'll give you a waiver on that.

 

shotglass, the winged messenger of the gods doesn't like being disagreed with. Yo go on ignore, with an official announcement!

Fuck you hermes.

 

Listen to Trump describe the Michigan Man of the Year.



Daniel Dale: no such thing as Michigan Man of the Year.

 

I picked the wrong time to hit the ‘turn off ignore’ button with my five-year-old on my lap.

He can read.

“It says duck. Duck.”

“No, it doesn’t.”

 

Way to talk out of both sides of your mouth. Some things never change.

You'll duck out and return under another name quicker than anyone.