President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

LOVE THIS!!!

 

Look guys, I don't know how this election is going to turn out. None of us do. But one thing I do know is that they got the "Hillary runs a pedophile ring out of a pizza place" crap to stick. They got the "Biden has dementia" and "Biden sniffs little kids because he's a pedophile" nonsense to take traction among some of the weirdos. Hell, they've gotten a small subculture of goofy to believe ALL democrats are pedophiles.

So I need... I neeeeeeed... the J.D. Vance fucking his couch stuff to hang on him like Craig Kimbrel's curveball. NEED IT. I don't care that he did it; young dudes are weird perverts (We all saw American Pie). It's just so Goddamned delicious that this political party, which has had a field day accusing the other side of sexually nefarious nonsense, now has a vice president candidate who ADMITTED PUBLICLY that he defiled, not Ashley, but Ashley Furniture.

J.D. Couch.

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Trump: I don’t know who Project 2025 is. It’s too radical.

Also Trump: Meet my VP, he wrote a glowing forward for a forthcoming book about how Project 2025 will reshape America.

 

Couch? More like loveseat, am I right? Ah? Ahhhhh? Wocka wocka!

 

We need Exmedia to enter a ruling here

 

It was a SEX-tional!!

 

It's no recliner.

 

“Did you use protection?”
“ScotchGuard”

 

Interesting seeing recent polling that Biden's job approval numbers have ticked up since he said he's not running again.

 

JD is Cra Z Boy in "Sofa So Good."

 

It’s not true though.
He never wrote it.