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Not sure John Kerry would agree, but . . .

 

There was no social media in 2004. This will be forgotten by Monday morning once Trump/Vance say/do something stupid.

 

Are You There God, It's Me Antonio Gramsci

 

Tim Walz really is America’s wedding reception father of the bride after three old fashioneds.

 

Yeah, so it's a million times easier to spread a million innuendos to a million people today.

That's not a positive.

 

Tim Walz leaves a sack of tomatoes on your doorstep because his garden is producing so many.

 

Tim Walz drinks PBRs and buys the entire bar a round on pay day.

 

Top of the ticket is a different fight, I think.

Also, Mr. Civilian Military School Five Deferments Bone Spur can't really Sir Story his way out of this one, and Public Affairs Officer Vance doesn't have superbadass standing on the matter, either.

And not to cloud the issue with facts, but hadn't Walz retired before his unit was called up?

 

Nothing sticks anymore.

Unless it’s super weird, like couch-fucking.

 

Tim Walz is the stranger who starts giving accurate hand signals when you need to back your truck up out of a tight spot.

 

Not weird to me.

 

Months before the unit received its first hint that it was going overseas.