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President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Jan 20, 2021.

  1. garrow

    garrow Well-Known Member

  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I miss the local bookie. They were always going to have some soft line that hadn't moved in four days before kickoff. Or, in one case, thought the radio replay of the races at Oaklawn were being carried live - instead of on about a 30-minute delay - which meant you could past post on him.
     
  3. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    When my dad was serving in the Army in Germany in the early 50s, he would make money betting against rubes who didn't know the games they were listening to were replays.
     
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  4. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I wish I had had a local bookie. I was too square, and by the time I discovered sports gambling (mostly because my friends sucked me in, we'd bet on weekday MAC football games and text with each other throughout like school girls), I was in my 30s and we were doing it via an offshore sportsbook.

    My favorite bookie story: My cousin had a bookie he bet with when he was in college. He'd go over and have breakfast with the bookie's whole crew every weekend, too.

    One night, my cousin had an open container outside of a bar, and the local police had decided to crack down on the college kids and they gave him a summons, and he had to go to court.

    When he got to court, all the college kids who had gotten nabbed were sitting on a bench, getting called in front of the judge one by one, and the judge is on fire, screaming at them and fining them and threatening them with jail if it happens again. About 10 of them go through that, and then they call my cousin.

    As my cousin is getting up, he makes eye contact with the court officer. ... and sees that it is his bookie's brother, one of the guys he has breakfast with every weekend.

    Sure enough, the court officer walks over to the judge, whispers something in his ear. ... and it goes something like this:

    Judge: "How do you plead?"
    My Coustin: "Your honor, I plead guilty, I'm sorry, I know what I did was wrong and I promise it will never happen again.
    Judge: "OK, case dismissed."
     
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  6. Octave

    Octave Well-Known Member

    The smell test always worked with either one of them.

    Trump was a scumbag (and a known joke) in 1984 and he is one today.
     
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  7. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    My local bookie in Brooklyn when I was growing up was killed, allegedly because he wasn’t reporting all of the bets upstairs. My bookie in law school was arrested because the deli he wan apparently was a front for a huge drug operation.

    So I stopped unless I went to Vegas and then eventually started using Draft Kings on my iPad.
     
  8. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    At my first newspaper job one of the young MEs in the sports department ran the football pool every week for a bookie. Somehow he got busted and indicted. But the publisher, who was exceptionally well-connected in that north Jersey way, stood up for him and the charges were eventually dismissed. The ME went on to have a long career there. He told me the worst part of the whole ordeal was driving to the courthouse every day and hearing it from his Dad.
     
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

  10. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

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  11. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member


    Part of the trouble for the old heads like me and @Alma is that these polite Victorian tropes and idioms of mainstream journalism are no longer up the task of describing what's actually happening.

    Firebrand, etc.
     
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  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    It’s obviously low-hanging fruit, but I wish Dems would spend a day or two mocking them for this.

    “Trump can’t even pronounce Kamala’s name correctly. How can he fix the border if he can’t do something as simple as getting his opponent’s name right?”
     
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