No, no, it's "rolling ON the river!"

Philly Couple Accidentally Roll Into River While Having Sex In Car

 

It’s not the size of the steamwheeler, it’s the motion into the ocean!

John Fogerty approves of this thread title — and wants royalties.

 

Oh honey, I'm really wet!!!

 

There’s an “ewww” just waiting to be posted

 

I heard there a deal on a 2020 Range Rover at the local dealership.

 

Another amateur move.

Always park sideways if you must park on an incline.

That bring said, perhaps this merits discussion on which SUVs are back to watch the corn harvest from.

Rankings:
GMC Acadia… (by far)
Honda Odyssey.
Chevy Equinox
Toyota Sienna. Seats come out super easy for a quickie before picking up kids from middle school.

 

Some trains are never late.

 

My name is Matt Foley, and I enjoy having sex in a Range Rover down by the river.

 

Funny story. I know Matt Foley ... yes, THAT Matt Foley ... the one Farley played on SNL.

 

When I saw this, my first thought was, “God, I hope it wasn’t the Schuylkill.”

That river is a cesspool. They’ll be washing it off themselves until Christmas.

 

NOW you bring this up?

 

lol. He was my Army chaplain for a couple of years, and we went to Afghanistan together once.

He has some GREAT stories, as you can imagine, including one about Farley putting his apparently massive dick on a counter at a Hardee’s after a rugby game.