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Vance is just the latest goofball to rise to prominence in the Rep. Party. He follows Cruz, DeSantis, Boebert, Greene and the rest. He is comic relief for Trump. Maybe we should call him Guillermo or Ed McMahon -- the crazy sidekick.

 

Heeeeere's Donny!

 

they can be the modern day evil version of laurel and hardy,

Vance: “have you seen these poll numbers?”
Trump: “this is another fine mess you got me into.”

 

Please, JV Vance, try going to Bojangle's to combat this. Try. Please. Please, try.



I love Walz's big bite after the "Thanks, folks."

 

Char-Grill. On Hillsborough. A lost opportunity.

 

This wasn't any better

 

So, will the hardcore "pro-lifers" dump trump now? Or will they find yet another way to justify voting for the turd? My guess is the latter. Something along the lines of "God's vessel has to lie to achieve the righteous goal."

Which of course is a total crock of shit and always has been.

 

After the donut shop debacle, I would pay good money to watch the comedy of JV Vance trying to a) make sense of the Cookout menu and b) order through one of their 130dba speakerboxes.

 

If he didn’t wait a half-hour for his order, you know this was staged.

 

Dumping him would require them to consider other voting options, including abstaining altogether. And that would require them to think too much. They are not built for contemplation.

 

The food stop "primaries" are always classic. Whether eating a corn dog at a state fair, or whiffing on a cheese steak order at Pat's (John Kerry wanted Swiss on his, oops) - there is a way to whiff hard.

Michael Smerconish on Instagram: "#throwbackthursday to 2003 when I asked my colleagues to create a professional ad against John Kerry when the senator ordered a #philly #cheesesteak with SWISS CHEESE Thank you @liberal.paul for filing the endless paperwork that made this an official commercial courtesy of the “Regular Guys for Bush”"