Week 2 college football thread: Everybody Do the Michigan Rag

So Deion isn’t getting the Arkansas job tomorrow.

 

I wish both teams could lose.

 

God, I love watching this Colorado team.

 

Maybe if Jalen Milroe hadn’t spent an entire offseason petting his dick at every opportunity with a camera or microphone, he could do something besides 50-yard deep shots that are wildly off target.

 

Went to find Avengers Endgame on TNT, ended up with Georgia Southern-Nevada instead. Intriguing.

 

Yeah Nick, I would have retired before the bottom fell out of this soggy paper bag too.

 

And it looks like Garrett Nussmeier pulled his hamstring right before halftime. They might muddle through this one, but they're probably in trouble going forward.

 

It’s no longer Champaign-Urbana because Bert ate Urbana.

 

That's what the people who got blipped had to watch for five years in purgatory.

 

Colorado is the football equivalent of eating a diet of nothing but frosting.

 

but the symmetry on the loose chinstraps tho