President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Best post on twitter:
You do have to admit, sir, that it is a fairly effective way to get people talking about something other than his self-immolation at the debate.

Granted, this is the equivalent of invading the USSR to distract from your failure to break British air power, but hey!
From someone named “JGN “parody account’’
PS: i have no idea how to copy and post a twitter reply here

 

Hell, even CFTFG's BFF Leon moved auto production elsewhere.

 

"Harrumph'-harrumph!!"

 

No sighting of Steve Garvey at the Trump rally?

 

Next, Loomer will bleach her hair out to look like Ivanky.
And Fatfuck will say, "I think of (Loomer) as my second daughter."

 

Ah, not that Giants fans were going to vote for him anyway.

 

She's a coffee boy. Doesn't really know her.

Same. Old. Tired. Lying. Mentally ill. Playbook.

Fire him into the sun. That's my concept of a plan for trump.

 

Even if they're not fucking, all Trump cares about is loyalty to him. So he's not going to tell Loomer to go away, simply because she's bent the knee (or both) and pledged loyalty to him.

 

NYT pitchbot: Will the result of the 49ers-Vikings game disrupt the good vibes between Harris and Walz?

 

Do the writers do something REALLY CRAZY and have Trump and Loomer ride off into the sunset together after the election loss? They get on Trump Force 1 and fly down to PBI, the motorcade takes them to Mar-a-Lago, passing a moving van being loaded up with Melania's shit. Up they go to the bedroom.

Loomer changes into revealing lingerie, and puts a tape in the VCR.

"Now Donald, we can finally watch the tape I made for you in Moscow... together," she says.

They make out.

And the camera pans to the TV, where prostitutes, one of whom is Loomer, piss on a bed in an opulent hotel suite with the Kremlin visible out the window.

Just spectulating. The season finale is coming soon.