Week 3 college football thread: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Madison World

As soon as somebody grows big enough stones to ask the question, which seems to be the root of the problem.

 

But Kirby said they’re in “full alignment” so everything is ok

 

Yes. Every speeding car has had a four wheel alignment done on it.

 

I hope so at those speeds, or else the car is going to veer into the ditch.

 

Found a barbecue place open early and made it home before kickoff with my ribs and sides. So there is a possibility that 11 am kickoffs may not be entirely opposed to God’s plan.

 

Tyler Van Dyke may have blown out a knee.

 

The best barbecue joints are sold out by noon, anyway.

 

Norvell may not make it to October.

 

Going 106 with no seatbelt is a fantastic combo

 

LSU has seven yards of offense for the entire first quarter. Is that bad?

 

South Carolina seems ... good.

 

Florida State is coming apart at the seems. And I'm here for it.