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They're saying burns.

What happened? Did Otis spill some 150-proof and Howard Sprague flicked a hot ash?

 

He stuck his dick into a light socket
and said, "Look, Ma, what a good boy am I."

 

Must have been his Hezbollah pager.

 

Why was anybody campaigning in North Carolina today when a humanitarian disaster was unfolding in the western third of the state?

 

He wasn’t. Some of the kerosene splashed on him while lighting a cross in the pouring rain.

 

Incident occurred at the Mayberry Truck Show and Parade.

 

Great question.

 

Maybe he Richard Pryored himself freebasing?

 

NBC reporting that the event was going to proceed, but had to be canceled because of no power. Again, thin on details and doesn't answer the question why.

Mark Robinson treated for burns after campaign event incident, campaign confirms

 

I don’t know if this was a joke, but he was indeed in Mt. Airy, aka the real life Mayberry.

 

It was part of CNN's story.

 

An investigation without a good reason to do one is called a smear.