President Biden: The NEW one and only politics thread

Was just coming over to post this.

 

I was told to never question McDonald’s. Their reasoning is high and above anything I could ever conceive. They optimize shareholders’ investment with every decision. Like by closing their restaurant to let Donald Trump scoop out fries to a publicist.

 

sorry it's not cool to talk about locker room penis impressions this is why the left doesn't want genital checks for high school sports

 

As an impressionist, I don’t think Donald has the chops to do a believable Arnold Palmer penis.

 

If it makes anyone feel better about censoring LGBTQ content in schools, teachers in Oklahoma are now being banned from teaching Trump’s speech for explicit gay content.

 

Well ... you know ... he's battling inflation and all ...

 

I wonder if Trump has ever been in a locker room with Jack Nicklaus or Tiger Woods, big Fatso supporters. The size of their woods can be the subject of his next big speech.

 

Well, one is nicknamed the Golden Bear. The other told some off-color jokes in front of Charlie Pierce. If you're SPC, you draw your own conclusions ...

 

So a couple of MAGAs set up in the parking lot of a Chik-Fil-A with giant Trump flags on the back of their pickup. They were standing on the sidewalk with “Honk for Trump” signs. I got caught at the light and was right in front of them and couldn’t help myself.

Me: Hey, just how big was Arnold Palmer’s dick?

Her: What?

Me: Was it long or was he a girth god? Or both? How big do you think his dong was?

Him: I’ll kick your ass talking to my wife like that!

Me: I’m just curious since Trump brought it up yesterday. Do you think Palmer was packing a bigger one than Trump?

Him: I’m calling the cops, you pervert!

 

When he does it, he's just fighting for the country and their beliefs. You're just a pervert.

 

Inky turns a beloved restaurant into Hog-fil-a

 

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