Screw the CMA's

it wasn't that bad after the fall. I remember when the pics came out. She didn't look all that worse for wear after the initial repairs and healing.

 

Troy Aikman used to date Carrie Underwood but he dumped her because she wouldn't put out.

 

My wife turned over the CMA red carpet show.
I'm so confused.

 

My children’s mother has a friend who takes red carpet photos, but none of the stand there and smile pics. Different angles and stuff, which is a hell of a lot more interesting than the stand there photos. Don’t remember his name, but I gave him a nice knife set once when he visited.

 

All the memes of that look on George Strait's face at the CMAs are on point.