NFL Week 12 -- Spaghetti Western

This is such a perfect description of the Giants. I'm going to use it in conversations with friends and pretend I came up with it on my own. Like @TheSportsPredictor when he steals my wife's theory that David Chase whacked the audience with The Sopranos finale!

 

I am going to write a book about it and not credit her or you. You can sue me if you don’t like it!!

 

How about I just come to your library and tear up the copy in front of you?!

 

In this era of the NFL, it seems almost impossible that both the Jets and Giants have sucked this much for this long at the same time.

Yet, suck they do.

 

And they threw him in as a scout team safety. I’m not a Daniel Jones fan, but that was a totally Jets move by the Giants.

 

The Giants suck.

The Jets suck.

Daniel Jones tries his best, but he sucks.

ESPN sucks.

Elle Duncan, who I’ve never heard of before this, also sucks.

Screaming A Smith is the epitome of suckitude.

Everyone sucks.








Including Donald Trump.

 

There do seem to be more 98-pound weakling NFL teams this season than in the recent past.

 

What is the best (potential) job opening this season? Jets? Saints? Jags? Cowboys? Bears? Raiders?

Bears have a QB, Cowboys have Jerry, Jags have Balke,

 

Probably the Bears. There's talent there. Eberflus has lost two games by himself this year (Commanders, Packers).

The Saints are in cap hell. The Jags? I don't know if Lawrence is even good. The Jets are a disaster. Cowboys have some pieces but Jerry is far too involved in player personnel decisions. The Raiders have no talent.

 

I don't think the Raiders are good overall, they lack playmakers and difference-makers other than Crosby and Bowers right now. I do think they have a base of ability, but need upgrades at OL, a DB teams worry about, a quarterback obviously and better receiver talent. My worry is that Davis oks another "tear down" which would be the third in about 12 years. The previous two coming a year after making the playoffs.

 

The Jets allegedly have the personnel for a very good defense. Not that you'd know from this season.

I'm not sure that can ever be considered a desirable job as long as Chucklefuck Woody owns the team.