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UnitedHealthcare CEO shot and killed in NYC

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Baron Scicluna, Dec 4, 2024.

  1. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    Per WSJ push alert: NYPD says person of interest has likely left NYC.
     
  2. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    ..., NYPD spokesman Captain Obvious said.
     
  3. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    A.) Well fuck I'd hope so.

    B.) More LOL to the largest, most lethal (when it wants to be) and most incompetent police force in the world. Guy did everything short of buy those 2/$10 mini New York state license plates w/his name on them and they still can't find him. I strongly suspect a Black man would have been found and shot 100 times by now.
     
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Stock indicies, in general, are inversely correlated to interest rate movements. See 2022.
     
  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Markinson's gone. There is no Markinson.
     
  6. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I wonder if he was wearing one of those pull over latex head masks that are popular on the webs.
     
  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Turns out it was actually a team of criminals:

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  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    He's gotta eat sooner or later.
     
  9. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    As some fat cat CEO would say, “I got mine!”
     
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  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    They just found the backpack in the park.
     
  11. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    That’s brilliant. They can’t handle the truth!
     
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  12. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    If the guy is smart enough to plan this he’s in Europe or South America by now. No way he sticks around.
     
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