Where the rubber meets the road

I had only seen the headline "Condom truck tips, blocks 401" and the thread title immediately came to mind.

I was a bit dismayed to find that it was also the lead of the story but I'm using it for my title anyway, dammit! ;D

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/Local/2006/06/27/1655064-sun.html

 

Pity post.

 

Damn, why did I have to choose sports over news? I could have gotten a free beer.

 

I can't give you a pdf, and I can't give you that headline, but I found one that I think is even better.

Same story, different newspaper -- "Condom truck tips, spills load"

http://www.torontosun.com/News/Canada/2006/06/27/1655555-sun.html

 

That's just classic.

 

So are you.

 

Yes I am. I know you mean it as a shot, but it doesn't bother me. You'll have to try harder than that. You're slipping.

 

You don't want me to try. Tom Petty will look like a Furby...