Bad last names

Pleasure to meet you, Madame Bovary.

 

Another reporter at my paper interviewed this guy named Dick Wilt. seriously.

 

DING DING DING


We have a winner. Drop the "B" and that's my name mispronounced (but spelt differently).

 

Had a regular substitute teacher in high school named Mrs. Amus.
Amazing that when she substituted, a lot of people thought that m was an n.

 

The Ottawa Senators just signed a player named Cory Pecker. He played in the Ontario Hockey League at around the same time as another guy named Scott Barney.

So I guess if his sister had a kid, he'd be Uncle Fucka?

 

Pecker was a major-league sniper in the O, something my team found out the hard way. He scored three shorthanded goals - in one fucking game! - against us in the playoffs.

Barney was a pretty good OHL player who was a second-round pick of the Kings in 1997. He has battled injuries for many years.

 

There are some pretty good ones in baseball.

Cubs bench coach Dick Pole (I mean, were his parents thinking at all?)

And, of course, Seattle closer J.J. Putz, who is the players' equivalent of Peter Schmuck. ;D

 

Somebody should make him feel better by singing the "I Love You" song to him.

 

There used to be a CFL linebacker named Charles Assmann.

 

There was a all-state girls high school player in Iowa in the early 1970s named Fonda Dix.
Went to high school with a girl named Anita Blow.

 

The Elon men's basketball team features a reserve named Chris Porn......