Fellows...she's available

1:19, actually

 

If Britney wants a shot at me she's going to have to quit smoking.

 

Ladies, if you're considering laser tattoo removal, the second pic will provide an excellent argument in favor of removal --- and against tatts in the first place.

 

So who won the pool?

 

2nd pic = why mine is on my shoulder, an area that doesn't grow a whole lot if you blow up.

And that is just a gross image.

 

That image was just foul. Foul.

 

Actually, she's looking much, much better these days.

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/articles/0,26618,1555717,00.html

I'm thinking that's not necessarily a coincidence.

 

Oops, she...

Naaa. Can't do it. Too easy.

 

No kidding. Getting that tumor removed (K-fed) seems to have done her quite a bit of good.

 

Great,
Now K-Fed can focus on the music.

 

Most of you realize that second photo is a fake, right?

 

After seeing her on Letterman, she's done a hell of a job losing the excess gunt..........and the fat she removed from her coochal area has vanished as well.