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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock to divorce
Associated Press
LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock each filed divorce papers Monday seeking to end their marriage of less than four months. Anderson's representative would not comment on the reason or any particulars of the divorce. Anderson and Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, each cited "irreconcilable differences" in their divorce filings in Los Angeles County Superior Court.

"Yes, it's true," Anderson wrote in a brief statement on her Web site. "Unfortunately impossible."

A message left with Ritchie's attorney wasn't immediately returned.

 

So which stringy-haired, underweight, tatted-up rock star will she take up with next?

She just better stay away from the stringy-haired, underweight, tatted-up guys in the Northwest. I don't want the competition

 

The Nuge!

 

She's really hot. Though it may just be a fever from the infection.

 

Jake Plummer [hi sportschick ]

 

High five!

 

And the petri dish is back on the prowl.

 

Prediction: She's going back to Tommy Lee (again)

 

Not underweight, but I will fight her skinny, hepatitis-infected ass for Mr. Plummer.

 

In my sick, cynical mind, this is the direction I thought you were going with this...

 

I think there's going to be a lot of sexy time in eastern Europe shortly, and it won't be in Uzbekistan.