Say it ain't so, Greg!!!

The yellow-shirted lead singer of the Wiggles is retiring because of health problems. He's only 34.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=243498&GT1=8717



















What's really sad is I don't even have kids.

 

Two new topics about the same subject within 30 seconds. That must be some sort of record. I guess I'm the D_B for being 29 seconds behind.

 

Murci's five favorite Wiggles tunes:
1.) In The Big Red Car We Like To Ride.
2.) Food, Food, Food.
3.) Fruit Salad
4.) Toot, Toot, Chugga, Chugga Bid Red Car
5.) Wags The Dog, He Likes To Tango

A few more thoughts:
Officer Beeples is hot. She's even sexier as Zardo Zap, but I'll take her either way.
Murray is underrated. Seems like he's always living in Greg's shadow. Pisses me off.
I'll definitely miss Greg's ebuillience and happy vibe.

 

Murray rulez hard! He's the Mick Taylor of the Wiggles, underappreciated.

Meanwhile, Greg rakes in all the pussy because he's the lead singer. I heard their backstage set up puts Def Leppard's Hysteria tour to shame.

It's a whore-o-rama. Young single moms are particularly vulnerable. The Wiggles like their groupie sex so much they set up a day care center so they could go all Hammer of the Gods MILF-style.

Even Pamela des Barres came out of retirement to suck some Wiggle cock. Or failing that, Captain Feathersword. And lets just say Henry the Octopus has encyclopedic carnal knowledge of eightsomes.

 

As some wag (not Wags the dog, I might add) noted here ages ago, Captain Feathersword has seen more butt than a toilet seat.

 

Jeff is easily the worst of the four. What's he best known for? Falling asleep in random places. They've written entire songs about his ability to fall asleep. Makes Ringo look like he was pulling his share of the work.

 

I am not easily disturbed. This post did it.

 

Very true. And he looks fucking goofy playing that keyboard. Greg Lake he ain't.

 

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/34585/

Which makes two threads I have to ignore...

 

This thread isn't worth anything without pictures!
Oops, sorry, thought this was the Britney Spears sans panties thread.
BTW, Captain Feathersword rocks.
Carry on.

 

Fixed.