Marcus Vick: I don't love you hoes, I'm out the door

Johnny Mexico don't give a damn about no Christianburg.

 

Granted, Marcus Vick is a certifiably proven douchebag. No doubt about that.

But $6.3 million?

 

Hmm, a man lied to get laid. New ground was broken here.

Look, he shouldn't be trying to tag underage trim, but the rest is just trash.

 

If he did this, yes, he should be punished.

But that's a lot of damn money.

 

Vick's 30-day jail sentence was suspended on the condition that he win a bowl game.

 

why college football players need to hit on high school girls is beyond me.

and i've never understood the attraction of threesomes involving two dudes and a girl. i have no desire to be in close proximity to a partially-dressed aroused man. my fantasies have room for only one woody.

 

Bitches, man ... bitches

 

Words to live by.

 

Harrelson or Paige?

 

dang! that's just wrong, wrong, wrong.

i think i'm about to be sick.

 

He could have said Allen or Guthrie... count your blessings

 

shes just a brokenhearted young girl who's in it for the money. Dont get me wrong, Lil' Mexico is a certified dirtbag, but reading the report, the"honor student" must not have been to smart if she was convinced that teenage pregnancy with a college athlete is going to lead somewhere.