Who is the biggest douche in sports?

It's definitely not Knight. Knight has more than his share of problems, but he's also more loyal and honest than 99 percent of the coaches working... Oh yeah, he also graduates his kids...

 

I have heard, from more than one source, that if you're a journalist, Mike Mussina is on this list.

 

Not to generalize, but for whatever reason, most Stanford guys are complete assholes...

 

Douche is a pretty rotten insult to women, but I think of what it's supposed to mean from a perjorative point of view, I think of someone who has a martyr complex, a sort of whiny, poor me attitude. A sulker, a pouter.

Owens wins in over Bonds, mostly because I think Bonds is more of an ass whose demeanor - the dresses, the tears - has changed with steroid use. Bonds is, absolutely, more eccentric and royally screwy. Owens was raised to be this way, always has been, and needs serious counseling.

If it's for straight ass, that's Knight.

 

I thought somebody had started a new WNBA thread for a second.

 

T.O. = Douche.

 

John "The D. is for Douche" Villareal.

 

That made me laugh.

 

You are correct, sir!

 

From the list provided above, Owens has this thing hands down.

Those missing from this topic of conversation are...

- David Stern, you're going to play with my ball you damn thugs
- Gene Upshaw, "I am not the NFL's b*tch" while he whistles by a graveyard.
- Mike Tyson, even sideshow acts get old and worn out
- O.J. Simpson, "I'm not guilty but this is how I would have done it"
- Randy Moss, plays like his favorite friend, Mary Jane
- Larry Johnson, thinks he's Jim Brown with the hater talk
- Sean Salisbury, even the jerks of the NFL hate him
- Bud Selig, great competitive balance - Yankees $200 million vs Florida $15 million
- Ozzie Guilllen, how did he ever win a title with his selfish approach to coaching
- Joe Paterno, isn't it time to let go old man, just tap-in to one of his pc's.