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Headed to Miami, what should my Caruso phrase be when I get off the plane?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Bubbler, Jan 22, 2007.

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  1. NDub

    NDub Guest

    Bubbler,

    Pull the whole sunglasses on/off thing, head down and to the right, and then ask the nearest person ....

    "Where is Eva La Rue and Emily Procter for my threesome?"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
    NDub, Jan 22, 2007
    #13
  2. Fubar

    Fubar Member

    "Don't stand downwind from me, Frank. I've been holding this in (sunglasses off) since Indiana..."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
     
    Fubar, Jan 22, 2007
    #14
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Glasses on.............

    Feet on to tarmac.............

    Suddenly, the horrific heat and humidity get to you, and you turn to your bag boy and say, "Shitwhiz, Willie, get me my umbrella!"
     
    Chef, Jan 22, 2007
    #15
  4. Fubar

    Fubar Member

    "Sweet lordy mama, they got the funny lookin' trees here!"
     
    Fubar, Jan 22, 2007
    #16
  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

    (Head down and to the right)

    (Glasses come off)

    What's a pale red-head like me doing in Miami? And why am I wearing all black? This is dumber than Jade.
     
    John, Jan 22, 2007
    #17
  6. LiveStrong

    LiveStrong Active Member

    go fuck yourself, san diego.


    oops, wrong thread.
     
    LiveStrong, Jan 22, 2007
    #18
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    [pulling out camera] This Super Bowl [glasses, head] is useless without pictures ... Board, it must be the mirrors

    YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!


    God, this is like the courtroom scene from JFK ... down, and to the right ... down, and to the right ... down, and to the right
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jan 22, 2007
    #19
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

     
    slappy4428, Jan 22, 2007
    #20
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Sorry slap, thought the other one was better. Damn, you're quick on the draw ...
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jan 22, 2007
    #21
  10. John

    John Well-Known Member

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
     
    John, Jan 22, 2007
    #22
  11. markvid

    markvid Guest

    This town is like Boots (glasses off)...rear entry only.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
    markvid, Jan 23, 2007
    #23
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    In all seriousness, now that New Orleans is a shell of its former self, San Diego is the best Super Bowl city. Great weather, everything SB-0related centralized into a small area, and big enough to handle the crowds. The place just works for the SB.

    As for what to say, Bubbler, here are some actual Miami Vice quotes:
    1) My favorite for getting off the plane is: "That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy."
    2) "It's like taking nose candy off a baby." (Also good for the tarmac. Take a look around and just blurt it out.)
    3) "If Miami hasn't got it, they haven't invented it yet." (randomly say it to the person next to you on the plane ride in.)
    4) "People in stucco houses shouldn't throw quiche." (best saved for when you are in the city and interacting with some locals.)
    5) "First a junkie, now a hooker. I think I've been in the business too long, I'm starting to fall for the players." (kind of fitting for media day, don't you think?)
     
    The Big Ragu, Jan 23, 2007
    #24
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