2012 Grammy Awards

Two artists with almost nothing in common, why the need to compare?

 

"Where do I go now?"

"Where do I go, or do I just shut up?"

 

Nothing in common? Really? They are practically carbon copies, musically.

 

Old bastard pulled it off.

 

Honest to God, I thought Glen Campbell was dead. I guess the Wichita Lineman is still on the line.

 

Suffering from dementia. His farewell tour just hit the Ryman not too long ago.

 

I don't believe that they are.

 

What in the bloody hell is Lady Gaga wearing?

I bet it is something that hides her cock and balls.

 

Well, that's where I think you're missing the Adele boat, if you think they're that similar.

Adele sings complete sentences, for starters.

 

I, too, was worried for Glen Campbell. But he pulled it off. I hope the memory is a great one and that it sticks with him.

As much as cancer sucks, dementia sucks just as much

 

Tony Bennett. Yes.

 

It's really a shame that Phil Collins isn't performing tonight. SJ alliances would be formed, friendships threatened, dark secrets revealed, and an army of sock puppets would gather. It would be epic.

By the way, Tony Bennett will still be showing up at awards shows when he's dead.