2024-25 NHL regular season thread

Can Trump call Auburn basketball on senior day?

 

Trumpists viewing this game can go watch spring football. Except that many of their colleges are abandoning the spring game. Thoughts and prayers.

 

Cmon, you know he'll side with Duke.

 

Seemed like he had about 10 seconds to gather the puck and set it up, too.
I'm not the most well-versed person on the finer points of hockey, but I do know that when you let the best goal scorer in the NHL get a free shot from the slot about 20 feet from the net that no goalie on Earth is going to stop it.

 

To a man, the Americans had a look on their faces that you normally only see at the end of a playoff series. Easy to forget that this was only an all-star tournament.
The 30 For 30 on this tournament is going to be great.

 

With the addition of Russian hockey players in the next go around, now that we’ve become one with them, I feel the reign of the Canucks shall be short-lived.

 

Just isn't a NHL award ceremony without Bettman getting booed.

 

Nah. He can't turn down Auburn. The coach of the Tigers/War Eagles/Plainsmen has repeatedly said that American Jews who don't support Trump are neither Americans nor Jews. Plus it's in Alabama, which is never in play as a potential swing state. Their love of Trump is so deep that it unites Tide and Tigers.

 

And now the continent is unified again.

 

A lot are probably wondering why they played only three periods.

 

Once again, Trump is playing eight dimensional chess.

 

The US-Canada-Russian team will dominate!