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Late-night (and some daylight) ramblings

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flash, May 30, 2006.

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  1. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl   "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, and never had ubic hairs under the toilet seat lid. She watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
    THE END
     
    Flash, May 30, 2006
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  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Is that like metrosexual?
     
    markvid, May 30, 2006
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  3. sportsed

    sportsed Guest

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Many chicks, Sports or otherwise, do look fantastic in sweatpants.
     
    sportsed, May 30, 2006
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  4. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    And girls don't fart.
     
    Hammer Pants, May 30, 2006
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  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Hahaha. Awesome. :D

    But I don't own sweatpants. I'm more of a yoga pants kinda girl. Still a lovely fantasy, Flash.

    thanks girl
     
    sportschick, May 30, 2006
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  6. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    oh baby.... listen, pal, the gals blast out some real rip snorters.
     
    spaceman, May 30, 2006
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  7. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    That could be the best fairy tale...ever!
     
    spup1122, May 30, 2006
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  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Its short for ubiquitous. In Montana you cannot get a good wax job I guess.

    I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Sportschick is really Roseanne Barr.
     
    Boom_70, May 30, 2006
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  9. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    In a real fairy tale, you could still wear the lacy lingerie, but it just wouldn't go up your ass.
     
    21, May 30, 2006
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  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Its never on long enough 8)
     
    Boom_70, May 30, 2006
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  11. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    Look, in my world, girls don't fart. They just don't.

    I'm like an MLB beat writer watching steroid use in the late 90s. I don't want it to happen, so it doesn't happen.

    Piss in my Corn Flakes all you want. In my world, it doesn't happen.
     
    Hammer Pants, May 30, 2006
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  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Re: A fairy tale for Sportschick

    wow - good one - we've never heard that before.

    Let me say this - the visual of 21 in a lacy thong is a much better one than sports chick laying on her day bed eating bon bons and blowing farts that will melt the polar ice caps.
     
    Boom_70, May 30, 2006
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