Seen this script before.
BENDER
(loudly)
Eat my shorts!
VERNON
You just bought yourself another
Saturday, mister!
BENDER
Oh, Christ...
VERNON
You just bought one more right
there!
BENDER
Well, I'm free the Saturday after
that...beyond that, I'm gonna have
to check my calendar!
VERNON
Good! 'Cause it's gonna be filled,
we'll keep goin'! You want another
one? Say the word, just say the
word! Instead of going to prison,
you'll come here! Are you through.
BENDER
No!
VERNON
I'm doing society a favor!
BENDER
So?
VERNON
That's another one, right now! I've
got you for the rest of your natural
born life if you don't watch your
step! You want another one?
BENDER
Yes!
VERNON
You got it! You got another one,
right there! That's another one
pal!
VERNON
You through?
BENDER
Not even close, bud!
VERNON
Good! You got one more, right
there!
BENDER
Do you really think I give a shirt?
VERNON
Another...
Bender glares at him.
VERNON
You through?
BENDER
How many is that?
BRIAN
That's seven including the one when
we first came in and you asked Mr.
Vernon here whether Barry Manilow
knew that he raided his closet.
VERNON
(to Bender)
Now it's eight...
(to Brian)
You stay out of it!
BRIAN
Excuse me, sir, it's seven!
VERNON
Shut up, Peewee!
(to Bender)
You're mine Bender...for two months
I gotcha! I gotcha!
BENDER
What can I say? I'm thrilled!