Your 2007 SJ.com award winners

hockeybeat · Dec 31, 2007

Just in time for the New Year...

Poster of the Year: Double Down

All-SJ Team: Bubbler, Jones, Ace, BYH, Slappy/Zeke (tie)

SJ Rookie of the Year: Write-Brained

All-SJ Rookie Team: Write-Brained, Diabeetus, Mayfly, KG, Friend Of A Friend

SJ Canadian of the Year: Flash

Troll: See my video(s) on YouTube

Feud of the Year: The Board vs. Those Who Post Videos on YouTube.

Post of the Year: Double Down's creed on young writers:

Try to remember this: It's all relative.

Right now, somewhere, maybe even lurking on SportsJournalists.com, there is a college kid who is bummed because he or she doesn't think they're a very good writer. They're realizing they're not going to land a coveted intership at a major metro, get praised as an 'effing stud, and will have to settle for something smaller, like a 50,000 cirq paper in Texas.

At that same major metro I just mentioned, there is a young, aspring preps reporter who is bummed out because, at 24, he thinks he's not a very good writer. He's done some quality stuff, but there is already a kid at the paper who is covering the NFL beat at 25, and getting praised every day on SportsJournalists.com.

The NFL beat reporter works hard, writes good features, even wins a few awards, but he's convinced his writing isn't as good as a friend of his. She is a takeout writer who breezed through a year as a beat writer before she was promoted to do big picture, award-winning, long-form narrative stuff. When he reads her artful sentences, it makes him want to pull his hair out.

The takeout writer can turn a phrase, construct a tearjerker, but privately she's devastated because she really wants to write for a magazine, and when she reads the stuff in Esquire or Sports Illustrated or the New Yorker, it breaks her heart because she knows she's just not that good. She's done some stuff people tell her is excellent, but it's never made it into BASW, and now she wonders if she ever will. She's sent her clips to a few magazines, but she never hears back, and that only confirms her worst fears.

Over at SI, there is a young staffer who is churning out stories and doing some major take-outs. But he's not Rick Reilly or Gary Smith or Frank Deford, and everyone knows it. No one has to tell him either; he understands it in his heart. And so every time he looks at his copy, he feels like a failure. Why can't he write like THAT!!?? How in the world do they do that? I grew up reading Reilly and now I feel like a phony, he thinks.

Higher up on the masthead and the payscale at SI, there is a senior staffer who has been there for years and years, has won some major awards, and while he' not quite Reilly or Gary Smith, he's one of the best in the country, universally respected, and has been in BASW multiple times. But when he picks up books by Tim O'Brien, or Philip Roth, or Cormac McCarthy, or some of the best writers of his generation, he feels like a fraud. What happened, he thinks to himself. In college, I always dreamed of writing like that, and all I do is write about men who swing sticks at baseballs. There's no poetry in that, no transcendence.

Down in Texas, bottle in his hand, Tim O'Brien sits around, depressed, quietly devastated by the fact that he never quite became Hemingway or F. Scott Fitzgerald, or even, arguably, Philip Roth.

Across the street from O'Brien, there is a kid who is passionate about writing, wants to write about sports for a living, but worries he's not quite good enough. It's a long shot, but he applied for a job covering preps at a 50,000 cirq paper. Instead, some guy who went to a better college and had a previous internship got it after he was turned down by a major metro. The kid who lives across the street from O'Brien is pretty certain he's not as good as the guy who was hired at the 50,000 cirq paper, but he'll get that good someday. He hopes.

For now, he'll take a job at an 18,000 cirq. weekly. He beat out 40 other applicants for the job.

Because, his new boss tells him, he was the best writer who applied.

You can beat yourself up pretty easily when you agonize over the words on your screen. But one of the best writers I know told me not that long ago, "I'm always 10 years away from being the writer I want to be. I'll feel that way 10 years from now."

I read his stuff, and I want to weep, it's so good. It makes me, in some ways, want to give up writing for a living. He reads his own stuff and thinks, "It's not that good, not as good as I want it to be. A.J. Leibling would have done it better."

If you feel like your stuff sucks, don't worry. Most people do. Don't beat yourself up too much, just critique it, or ask someone else to critique it, and vow to get a little bit better each story.
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Fenian_Bastard · Dec 31, 2007

My praise to the committee for getting everything -- but especially the All Rook team -- right.

slappy4428 · Dec 31, 2007

Zeke12 said:

And slappy swallows a bucket of fail.

Someone stuff him in a locker or something.
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Come on, buddy. Grab a straw and you can split drinking from that bucket of fail with me...

Thanks for voting Slappy
He's not afraid to share the good or bad

Angola! · Dec 31, 2007

Dammit, I get no love yet again. Did I get more than the 3 votes I gave myself with my different handles?

sportschick · Dec 31, 2007

No women on the all-sj team. Sexist pigs!

2muchcoffeeman · Dec 31, 2007

IJAG: shut out.

Flash · Dec 31, 2007

I'm blushing.

hockeybeat · Dec 31, 2007

Angola! said:

Dammit, I get no love yet again. Did I get more than the 3 votes I gave myself with my different handles?
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It's bad form, man, to vote for yourself.

Inky_Wretch · Dec 31, 2007

Angola! said:

Dammit, I get no love yet again. Did I get more than the 3 votes I gave myself with my different handles?
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You and I should work up a feud for 2008 to get our names out there.

slappy4428 · Dec 31, 2007

Inky_Wretch said:

Angola! said:

Dammit, I get no love yet again. Did I get more than the 3 votes I gave myself with my different handles?
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You and I should work up a feud for 2008 to get our names out there.
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If you don't get your names out there, it might cost both of you a scholarship.

Angola! · Dec 31, 2007

hockeybeat said:

Angola! said:

Dammit, I get no love yet again. Did I get more than the 3 votes I gave myself with my different handles?
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It's bad form, man, to vote for yourself.
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I wanted to get some votes somehow.

And Inky, we had the feud over the 2006 Super Bowl and that didn't work out for us.

Fenian_Bastard · Dec 31, 2007

And, yes, I am bitter and full of fail, too.

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