Amazon.com $30 gift certificate: What would you get?

OK, the subject line says it all.
I got a $30 Amazon GC for my b-day last week and have no idea what to get.
So before I leave for work, I hope my fellow SportsJournalists.commers can come up with some good choices.
It doesn't have to be a DVD or music or a book.
It can be anything from the great web retailer.
Have some fun with this.
And thanks.

 

Get something you can return for cash at Target. ;D[Mizzou/]

 

$30 worth of lanyards and name tags for the Toronto gathering. :

 

I was going to start a thread for this very thing ... one-year anniversary at this job and I got a $50 gift certificate through American Express (don't sweat, I've already gotten one pay raise, too). What to spend it on?

I'm thinking step 1 books for my little man (he's 3 and I'm trying to teach him to read) and either a DVD or two of the Backyardigans or classic Tom and Jerry cartoons (both of which he loves).

For you patchs? Have a kid? Wife? Girlfriend? Need to do some apologizing or sucking up? We need more details.

 

hookers and smack

 

My little boy loves Scooby Doo.
Bought Scooby Doo, Seasons 1 and 2 (25 epsisodes and four discs) on half.com for $25. Best vacation investment I ever made.

 

One of them new-fangled sex robots.

 

It's been years since I'd seen some of those old, ultraviolent Tom and Jerry cartoons from the '40s and '50s. And you know what? They're still freaking funny.

 

St. Elsewhere - Gnarls Barkley

How We Operate - Gomez

Broken Boy Soldiers - The Raconteurs

 

beat me to it

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html/ref=sc_bb_br_3760901_68/002-8454850-6797653?%5Fencoding=UTF8&node=3777371&no=3760901&me=ATVPDKIKX0DER (NSFW?)

 

NFSW? Ummmmm, unless you work in a sex toy factory, I would say yes.