Anyone getting stabby tonight? (The V-Day thread)

Yes, I stole "stabby" from the other thread title. It's hilarious.

It's also Valentine's Day -- the board's least favorite holiday. Too commercial, too expensive, too much nudity, everyone's a 6...we know, we know...

Last year we celebrated by starting this thread, putting antlers on Dick Whitman's head, and basically sending him out on the first day of hunting season.

Do we have any posters this year we would like to nominate for that practice? Or does anyone have Valentine's Day plans they would like to share with the rest of the class so we can fun make of them? Seriously, does anyone anticipate grinding sex organs tonight?

Share your thoughts.

 

Going out for late-nite bar menu at a place we like.

Nothing lasts forever, be grateful for the time you have.

 

I'm getting drunk and watching the Capitals (presumably) lose to the Lightning.

In other words, no different than most nights.

 

I've been saving myself for hours in anticipation of tonight's date with Kate Upton and Nina Agdal.

 

Stupid corporate holiday.

 

We're starting a new Valentine's Day tradition - eating chikcen with brown rice and watching the third episode of 'The Americans.'
Of course, we'll have to save this episode for a few decades or until the divorce.

 

The antlers on Whitman thing?

 

Keri Russell can heat up any bedroom, for sure. That's a good plan. I'm borrowing it.

 

Tyrannical Valentine's Day cards.

http://thechive.com/2013/02/14/tyrannical-valentines-day-cards-you-heard-me-right-12-photos/

 

Cheese crackers

 

Really? That's all you've got?