Bad last names

Just typing in the tee times for the city junior golf tournament.

One boy in the 12-13 age group has the last name of Dick. He's playing in a foursome with a kid whose last name is Chicken.

You get the feeling these kids will be tortured during their high school years.

 

Frank Strokoff.

 

Ummm, seriously, someone has the last name CHICKEN?

 

Yes. His grandfather and father are big businessmen here in town.

No, they don't run the KFC.

 

Had a high school classmate whose last name was Horney. She was one of these slut-in-Laura-Ashley-clothing types. We ran a satirical 20-year-predictions page on the back page of the school paper and her's was: "K. Horney -- Still."

 

I went to elementary school with a girl who had the last name of Fagg. Needless to say, by the time junior high rolled around, she had changed her last name to her mother's maiden name.

 

My dad once taught a kid by the name of Fuchs.

Roll call on the first day of class was tricky.

 

Garden City (Mi) High School golf/tennis player Carl Dork... you can look it up...

 

A back up for one football team had the last name of Slappy... first name: D'Jario. D'Jario Slappy. Sounds like a clown name or a porn name. I can't decide which.

 

Actually, it's both.... trust me..

Redford Union (Mi) High School had a point guard named Anthony Smelley...

 

Saw on one of the college FB sites where a player at Eastern Illinois had the name of Lucious Pusey. He recently changed the last name.

 

Actually, it was on Deadspin. He changed it to Seymour. No, not Seymour Pusey. Lucious Seymour. Geez. Get your mind outta the gutter.