Barry Bonds headlines (real ones)

What do you have?

I believe my paper settled on Hammered; I'm off today, so I'm not sure. ;D

 

Damn, I'd hate to miss work on the day he did this.

 

go to SI.com right now. Very clever.

 

We were waivering between a large 756 or "The New King", or something like that.

 

Ron Blum's AP column is waaaaaaaaaay negative

 

What about "King Me"?

 

I like that better ... too bad we have to stay on the fence with this thing ... fuckin cheater.

 

We decided against saying he was the new home run king just as a slight. We went with Barry hits No. 756 or something like that.

 

As the lead designer on my staff, I'm a little bitter that I'm off tonight. Then again, it was kinda nice to watch a big moment like this without having to work.

I like Doc's King me headline. Only with an asterisk above the i.

 

I wasn't trying to be original. I was just saying what I would have used. Why does everything have to be original? A newsy headline works just fine in this instance, if you wanted to go that way.

 

If my paper gave a shit, I'd probably do Bonds cashes in, hits No. 756.

Then again, my paper wouldn't play it at all. And that's just the way I like it.

 

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