Best towns for an A*& whipping

This might tick a few people off but WTF, taking nominations for towns that you can get a good old-fashioned ass kicking free of charge.

 

Just about any small-town bar in America will do. Walk in and start mouthing off to the locals, eventually one of them will oblige you.

 

As the Kansas City Royals and Florida Marlins will attest, any old town with an MLB team will do.

 

Philly and Memphis stand out to me at first thought.

 

East St. Louis, Oakland, Camden N.J. , Gary Ind. Bridgeport, Conn. are the top five in my poll.

 

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i'm quite sure you could get your ass kicked in any town in the u.s. of a. just act naturally. ;D ;D ;D

 

Athens, apparently, as the AJC routinely cleans the Banner-Herald's clock on the UGA beat. :

 

Belle Glade, Fla. All there is to do is kick people's asses for the fun of it.

Hamilton, Scotland might be the worldwide leader.

 

Columbia Falls, Montana.

 

bismarck

 

Go to Sturgis, S.D. the first week in August.

Stand in the middle of Main Street (if you can get to it.)

Proclaim how superior Honda (or any other rice-burner bike) is over Harleys, then declare that Harley Davidson bikes are the worst thing know to ever exist.

You'll get your ass-whupping.

 

Philly is a good place if you're looking for a good, old fashioned *ss-kicking.
I disagree with Camden. You're liable to get more than a good beating in Camden.

I've taken my fair share of beatings in my life, and I might have more in my future.
But I'm much too old to go looking for trouble.