Best towns for an A*& whipping

New Orleans is one of the few cities where I felt like I'd get my a$$ kicked.

 

Moffett, Oklahoma.

 

New Orleans. Hands down. Saw a dude get stabbed once in Jackson Square.

Not only could you get your ass kicked, you could catch a disease real easily (j/k), or come away smelling like a toilet.

You DO NOT fuck with those police, either. Some of them are probably still around from the days of dealing with the New Orleans mafia, I imagine.

 

I see all your American/Canadian towns and raise you Ciudad Juarez, Mexico.

I know I've told this story, but in high school a bunch of us were down there and we lost track of Billy. He had passed out in the corner of a bathroom stall and we thought he had gone bar-hopping, so we crossed back over hoping he would turn up. When we didn't see him in school on Monday, we worried.

The bar had closed around him, and when Billy came to, he had to break a bathroom window to get out. That set off the alarm, which brought the cops, who beat him senseless and threw him in a Mexican jail. No phone calls, nothing, for four days.

He finally showed up to school on Wednesday and promptly kicked the ass of some guys that had been with us.

There's nothing scarier than seeing fights in Juarez and knowing you don't have the protection of American laws or police.

 

somerville or charlestown

 

Southie easily trumps Somahvil 02144 or Chahlstown.

 

Laredo is always a good place for a free good old fashioned footstomping beat down. If you don't want an American ass kicking just cross the Rio Grande and get a Mexican Ass kicking. Some claim the experience of getting your ass kicked in two countries is great.i

 

Let me offer up Columbus, GA/Phenix City, AL. Easy to get a good country ass-whuppin' on either side of the river.

 

I too have heard that area is a prime spot for a good ass kicking, either Georgian style or Alabama style.

 

Lake Ridge, Va. You ought to watch out for girls with ghetto booty.

 

Where's Lake Ridge, Va.?

 

An hour'ish east of Manassas.