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Best towns for an A*& whipping

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, May 25, 2006.

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  1. boots

    boots New Member

    I take it that's close to the Chesapeake. Hmm. I like that northern virginia area. And if you can get a good ass whippin, it's even bettr. i know you can get a decent one in Alexandria.
     
    boots, Jun 24, 2006
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  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Please, when I think of Alexandria I think of rich, pretentious yuppies. And snobby ass girls with daddy paying half their rent. And restaurants with overpriced food and bad traffic and no place to fucking park as it takes your ass a half hour to drive three miles to get the hell out of town. No fucking way do I think of getting an ass whooping in Alexandria.

    And Lake Ridge? Holy fuck do we have some pussies posting on this board.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jun 24, 2006
    #122
  3. boots

    boots New Member

    You haven't gone to the right part of town in Alexandria. I've had to fight to get out of there on a couple of occasions.
     
    boots, Jun 24, 2006
    #123
  4. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    What about Boston (no comment from Brett Myers)?

    I know one thing -- ripping NASCAR isn't an option in my Podunk town. Unless you want a boot up your ass.
     
    Trey Beamon, Jun 24, 2006
    #124
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Boots, I've been through plenty of parts of Alexandria. I used to live 10 minutes from there. You have more to worry about on Columbia Pike, avoiding the random idiotic MS-13 member than you do in Alexandria. And Alexandria has nothing on of course Anacostia, or even the neighborhood of DC around Catholic U. I was much more worried walking to my car around Michigan Ave. (near N. Capital Street) than I was in Virginia. Hell just driving up N. Capital Street itself. And it's never good when the bar you hang out at in there makes the news for a triple murder/robbery one day.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jun 24, 2006
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  6. boots

    boots New Member

    No doubt those places are worse. I personally love 14th and H but that's another subject. But back to Alexandria, yes flying headbutt, you can get your ass kicked there.
     
    boots, Jun 24, 2006
    #126
  7. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Been a long time since I've seen such a stupidly macho thread.

    Just sayin'.
     
    shotglass, Jun 24, 2006
    #127
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    The Lake Ridge reference was a friendly little barb to someone if they're reading this thread.

    Never been to Virginia, other than passing through on the way to D.C. to see the Dead. Is there anything to really do in Virginia?
     
    Songbird, Jun 24, 2006
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  9. boots

    boots New Member

    Hey, I definitely know about your place and there are several pockets in that neck of the woods to get that ass kicked. 8)
     
    boots, Jun 24, 2006
    #129
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Pockets of ghetto?

    That would be a GREAT name to a band.
     
    Songbird, Jun 24, 2006
    #130
  11. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Yeah. I avoid them.

    Color me pussy. ::)
     
    shotglass, Jun 24, 2006
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  12. boots

    boots New Member

    Contrary to popular belief. You don't have to be in a ghetto to get your ass kicked. Shot's area is proof of that.
     
    boots, Jun 24, 2006
    #132
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