Bisher's BS detector is broken

That's got to be the only way to explain his posting a forwarded e-mail as the "inside story on Tiger."

http://furmanbisher.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/updated-inside-story-on-tiger-woods/

(Yes, this is on the Tiger thread. But given Bisher's status, I figured it should go here too.)

 

I HEARD HE FLEW TO COLORADO NOT PHOENIX SO ITS NOT TRUE

 

Moving trucks to move furniture damaged with a 9-iron. Trucks?

 

Maybe Tiger has a lot of glass furniture.

 

Well, he does seem to be living in a glass house these days.

 

If this story is true, why isn't Elin in jail?

Some of the details in that email certainly seem to fit pretty well with what we know about the case so far ...

 

Well, for starters, probably because the story isn't true.

I guess Member should go to the police with all those juicy details.

 

Member this.

Happy trails, Eldrick.

 

Had. If he had that much glass furniture that was broken in a few minutes with a 9-iron, it would go out in dumptrucks rather than moving trucks. It's easier to believe she's leaving with stuff she wants to take along. Trucks, plural.

 

I've actually heard from other reliable sources that this is true. I don't know about all the specific details mentioned in the email, but the stuff about how Tiger was beaten with one of his irons and that those trucks are moving iron-clubbed furniture, it's all true. According to my sources, anyway, and one of them got his information from an FBI agent in that area.

Makes perfect sense to me.

 

So the FHP was lying when it said Tiger just had a swollen lip three days after the wreck?

 

Sure. Who you gonna believe? The police or anonymous but reliable sources?