Britney Spears bares all (probably SFW)

I just can't believe she let that loser, thug-life, talentless stooge knock her up - twice!

 

She's looked a lot better. Yeah, I know she's expecting...but she's looked sexier

 

Me too. But it was airbrushed a lot, for the real thing, check out this week's US Weekly.

One word: Knockers.

 

Britney would probably argue with some logic like, "C'mon, I'm country!"

 

I'll save spaceman the trouble:

Yes.

 

Never thought she was skanky (a little too country at times), but definitely dont think so after this...

 

Her arms have been airbrushed within an inch of her life. My wife is a photographer. I promise, if you saw the originals, you wouldn't be so impressed. The difference between BS then and now is that then, it took about 20 minutes to photoshop/clean her up. Now, I suspect it takes about six hours.

 

Britney has always been an amazing person in what she has been able to accomplish in just a short time.

Who else could go from being a child pop diva to white trash in less than two years?

(the photos do look good however though I would think that in person, the boys don't look that great -- and I'm not talking about Sean Preston and K-Fed)

 

Wait, is this the same person who recently told prime time TV that she wanted to be out of the public eye? That she was tired of the media stalking her?

I'm no PR person, but appearing naked while pregnant on the cover of a national magazine doesn't seem to meet that objective.

 

It does if you're an attention whore.

"Stop! Don't! Stop! Don't stop!"

 

When did Harper's Bazaar become Trailer Park Monthly?

 

They airbrushed the hell out of her in those photos...plus her skin doesn't look good....I don't know, she's looked so skanky lately, you kind of immediately go to the negative with her. But again, if you walk on the campus of any SEC school, you will quickly find 10 women who are hotter than Britney.