Britney Spears bares all (probably SFW)

I will just state that Spears bared nothing that hasn't been seen before. She isn't nude. She is strategically covered just like a zillion other photo shoots.

Next time there is a "Britney Spears bares all" thread I hope that there is actual real nudity.

 

I'm at the point where I'm glad she's not nude.

Imagine her in the morning?

Ashtray full of butts on her nightstand, MTV playing on the plasma at the end of the bed.....she gets up with her Miller High Life t-shirt covered with buffalo wing stains, lights a cigarette and yells at her "maid" to feed Sean Preston.

gross.

 

True, but the SFW tag next to the headline also tells you that there isn't much nudity.

 

REALLY!? She looks like she can hardly hold them up in the airbrushed version!

 

I'm about as redneck as they come but I never sat on my father's lap in the truck and I didn't marry a scummy loser either. At the same age she's got millions of dollars on me, but I don't envy her life (just her boobs).

 

Not true. SFW tag means that opening this thread while at work will not be a problem. It is given because the title says that "Spears bares all" which would give some pause before clicking the link.

 

Yung Joc

 

I hope she falls even farther from the spotlight so that she poses in playboy in a few yearsto get the spotlight back;D that issue would sell for sure!

 

I'm tellin' ya, Knockers.

 

Speaking of Brittney's boobs..
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/britneyboobs.html
(NSFW)
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