Caddyshack Trivia Thread

What 3 shots does Carl Spackler hit with his garden tool to the flowers?

What is Judge Smails poem as he christens his boat?

 

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

OK, Pookie!

I christen thee The Flying WASP...

Educated guess on the other question:

2-iron
5-iron
8-iron

 

Very good.

Now....a case of Fat Tire if you can give me the yardages he hit those clubs.

 

Oh man, I give up on that one. I've seen that movie at least 200 times, including once last week, and I still can't get that. I'm impressed I got the clubs right.

Throw me a few more, and I'll see how I can do...

 

The 2-iron was from 455.

The 5-iron was from 350.

The 8-iron was from 195.

What's the name of the guy that shines the judges' shoes?

 

Porterhouse, of course.

 

What is the name of Judges' clerk for the summer?

 

An easy one, what was the new hybrid turf Spackler developed?

 

Carl Spackler Bent.

What kind of car was parked in the judge's spot?

 

Chuck Schick. From Harvard.

 

A brown Audi. Have it towed away, chop chop!!!

 

"Here...feel that. Know what that is? It's a hybrid... a cross between Kentucky bluegrass and California sensimillia. The nice thing about this stuff is, you can play 36 holes in the morning, take it home and get stoned off the bejesus on it. I got pounds of it in the back. Here, try this Bob Marley joint, CANNONBALL....."