Cheesehead Dad ties one on--his son

PORTAGE, Wis. (AP) — Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him.

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If only Brad Renfro's dad had cared as much.

 

"other domestic issues have surfaced, though he (the sheriff) wouldn't elaborate."

What a surprise.

 

And to think, I was just going to make a quip about you. ...

 

Clearly the kid was a whiny little bitch who had it coming.

 

He's lucky he didn't have a green and yellow No. 4 painted on his little wee-wee.

 

"That's OK, though, right?"--John Madden

 

"You don't know how good you have it, boy."

 

Good thing dad wasn't a huge swimming and diving fan, otherwise, it'd be tape-the-Speedo on junior time, and who wants to look like a European these days?

 

Ryan Sonner isn't impressed.

 

He could be a Dolphins fan.

 

I don't know. Why don't you telestrate it for the class.