Come on, baby, light my fire

Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through,
No time to wallow in the mire,
Try now we can only lose,
And my pee become a funeral pyre

Well, this is different:
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/01/28/sailor-charged-with-trying-to-set-fire-to-his-urine-sample/

Why didn’t Ryan Braun try that?

 

He was a sailor. He's used to having it burn when he pees.

 

Well played, sir.

 

My nephew is currently stationed at Norfolk. Clicked the link to make sure this wasn’t him, because it sounds like something he’d do.