Diet Pepsi Jazz Strawberries & Cream

If I were the head of Dr Pepper, instead of Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper on the cans, I would simply put:

DIET LIKE KISSING JESUS

The stuff's that good.

 

Satchel is right. It is THAT good.

 

DITTO

 

I'll give you the stock response I give when a woman puts the moves on me (when I had short hair, this happened to the point where I started asking myself questions Solution: I grew my hair long)

If I ever trade myself to the other team, I'll look you up. :-*

 

DAMMIT I SAID PLATONIC!!!

Bigpern changed it to lesbianic!!!

I have no interest in women playing for their own team, unless it's Alyssa Milano.

 

Michael Jackson couldn't find a team that would have him, so he went down to the minors.

 

Ewwwww. Key ingredients there are purchased at your local silicone store. Pick another for the "what-if" list. ;D

 

Nope. She's it. She's the list.

I might consider Shakira, but only to make this guy I know happy.

 

Angelina Jolie . . . I would seriously reconsider my orientation for that woman.

 

That is some good stuff. I tried it last night and I needed a change of pace from the diet sodas I've been chugging down.

The worst soda was when I was kid in the mid-80's. I don't remember the name of the brand, but it was local in the Racine/Kenosha/Chicago/Milwaukee corridor, where my aunt used to live at. There was this chocolate soda which was downright nasty. I never touched anything that mixes soda and chocolate again.

 

I'm craving Nehi Strawberry.

 

My mom loves Nehi Peach.

I want my Big Red.