Dilemma of the worst kind

Too bad you don't have a horse.

"Okay, if your dog can shit in my yard, then my horse can shit in your yard."

 

Bite me. Cats drool, dogs rule!

 

Maybe Modaho should go to the neighbour's yard, drop trou and then a load.

 

But it's just so much easier to have my 90 pound Lab deuce in the neighbor's yard and not have to worry about it. Especially when she's got digestive problems...

As for the cat, I suggest poison. Clean, efficient and deadly.

 

Did you just quote Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey?

And I'm we're getting a dog within a month or two.

 

No. I quoted Cats and Dogs, starring Jeff Goldblum and Elizabeth Perkins.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0239395/

 

wow. they don't make dilemmas of the worst kind like they used to ...

 

Unless Idaho can move it a shovelful at a time, it wouldn't be nearly as effective.

 

Yeah but look how cute my dog is ...

 

I could send him some of the wings from Juliet's Castle where we went last night after ball ... if what comes out of you the next morning doesn't gross you out, you can handle anything.

 

I just threw up in my mouth a little.