Emmitt Smith, Mario Lopez, Shana Moakler and Sara Evans...

At Cracker Barrel, we sell a Sara Evans CD compiled or recorded or somethinged for us. Two head shots, one on each side of the CD. No legs or boobs. Still stone-meltingly hot.

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Sara Evans also has 3 kids, and possibly a fourth by now.

She's stunning. Definitely the lone A-lister on this year's show.

 

Sara Evans is gorgeous and doesn't really need this show to get back onto the B list. Guess she likes to dance and has nothing to do between albums. I think she won Female Vocalist Award this spring/summer at the CMAs. She can sing.

Regarding Mario Lopez, if Chuck Klosterman surfs this board: Chuck, you have to tell the story about Mario Lopez standing you up for an interview when you were a young reporter.

 

BTW, Lopez and Shanna Moakler? All we're missing is Paula Trickey, Darlene Vogel and Slider from "Top Gun" and we could have a full-fledged "Pacific Blue" reunion.

 

sara evans -- very, very hot; very, very nice rack

 

  Hey, wasn't Shana Moakler carrying on with Oscar de la Hoya at one point?
  Oscar would be favored over all these jabronis - even Blow Job Lips' hubby (Harry Hamlin).

 

Yeah, no picking on my girl, Sara Evans.

 

Look, she may be smoking hot and she may have performed well on the charts within the last five years.

But you go on this show, you're a has-been.

 

Who do you think would be cast in SportsJournalists.com's Dancing With The Douchenozzles?

I only have three words for you: pop and lock.

 

That would have made Jerry Penacoli proud....and frightened the fuck out of Stuart Little?

 

While I'm pleasantly surprised at the love that Sara Evans is getting --- who knew there were so many people watching GAC and CMT and VH1-Country? --- it must be noted that this is a woman with a past.

A disturbing past.



It's not as disturbing as the thought of Rush Limbaugh porking Daryn Kagan . . .

. . . but the thought of this incredible woman actually AGREEING with the likes of Hannity and Old_Tony and trounced and Lyman definitely drops her from a 9.9 to an 8.5 on the hotness meter.

 

Maybe being Hannitized below the waist is a life-altering, Shangri-La-like experience.

Or, more likely, it is the opposite of that.